Dutch Lab USA: May 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

Happy Memorial Day

Here's a flashback of Audrina Partridge from Ralph magazine a few months back...

I really like the way she shows off her colors...

YUMMERS...

Enjoy...!

All comments are welcome...

Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman R.I.P

Rest in PEACE...

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats are ENGAGED plus EXPECTING

Alicia Keys

Swizz Beats

The couple are getting married & expecting their first child together. They have been together for sometime now & are making it official with a small ceremony upcoming.

All comments are welcome...

Nobody LOVES this chick

I mean DAMN...!

No one could have told this BABY MAMA here not to step out looking like THIS...?

HOT NASTY MESS...!

LAWD...!

God bless the child...

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Assisted Flip FAIL

Assisted Flip FAIL

Great way to wake that ass up...!

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First Tattoo

WTF

LOL

LMAO...!

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Lindsay Lohan plays Linda Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan

The story of a woman that abuses every orifice of her body to satisfy the needs of any man. LILO has stepped to the challenge of taking on this role. Will this be a boost to her career, we don't know or care, yet were still talking about this chick.

So either way we've all lost hahahahaha

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Beyonce is a SEXY cat burglar

Beyonce

The DIVA did her best stretch in this video for the House of Dereon collection.

Peep the video in full...

THE END

HAHAHAHA...

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Madonna for Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses

Madonna

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Michael Moore creeps out of NYC

Michael Moore

The controversial director was spotted in LaGuardia airport making his way out of NYC.

I tried to chat it up with him yet he wasn't too receptive to me, so I shot him and kept it moving.

All comments are welcome...

Bucket Naked

Bucket Naked

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Miranda Kerr topless & bottomless for GQ

Miranda Kerr

She is the epitome of a HIGH END model...

Yet the girl is SUPER FUN & she still love to smile on and of the runway.

You have to love that & the fact that her body is insane helps ALOT too LOL.

All comments are welcome...

Smoking Baby WTF?!?!

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Smoking Baby WTF?!?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

People are insane for submitting to the kids will. They should already have been putting things in place for this situation not to come to fruition.

This the WTF?!? of the day...

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Rihanna - Rockstar 101

Rihanna

The songstress is channeling her inner ROCKSTAR...

Rockstar 101

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Kendra Wilkinson EXPOSED video

50 Cent weight loss

50 Cent

The weight loss in INSANE, but the fact is he's doing it on purpose...

It's for his new movie "Things Fall Apart" he plays a football player struck with cancer.

He dropped from 214 pounds to 160 over the course of just nine weeks with a liquid diet and working out three hours a day.

This is the story of Challenge meets Greatness.

All comments are welcome...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Rip Torn comes to court

Rip Torn

The man is disheveled in appearance yet he is one of the nicest people you will meet. I covered him appearing for his court date for breaking into a bank.

He is all smiles as the date was reset for June 4th for the next appearance.
I made him smile again as I told him that LILO could learn alot from him. He finished all the treatments and classes required to dismiss is drunk charge.

UNLIKE LILO...

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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Jay-Z shows loves his fans in NYC

Jay-Z

The man, the myth, the legend that he is...

Dude is seriously a nonchalant individual, I shot him as he came from lunch in SOHO.
I spoke to him regarding his various fan base that were ecstatic to see him in person on the streets of NYC. I asked him for advice for those coming up and wanting to become someone of his status.

All comments are welcome...

Kanye West is SOHO friendly

Kanye West

Kanye along with Kid Cudi playing the background on the stroll made their collective way thru the shops in SOHO.

This shot of Kanye pointing at me and he says to me, "ok ok you've shot enough video of me". I just laughed at dude as I kept on shooting till I was done and talked with Cudi who was in great spirits.

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Ian Somerhalder LIVES by the rules

Ian Somerhalder

His MOMS rules that is hahahaha...

Dude is a mommas boy & it has worked out in his favor in the form of a successful career. Ian and his mom were leaving NYC and I asked the Vampire Diaries star what RULE do he live by?

Before he could answer his own way, his mother chimes in and says he lives by MY RULES.

All comments are welcome...

Anna Lynn McCord is UBER SWEET in NYC

90210 starlet Anna Lynn McCord is a SWEETHEART...

I shot her the other day rolling out her hotel & heading out with a friend. I tried to get her to take me with her hahaha she said it's Girls Night Out.

She told next time it's all good & I can come along with her & her girlfriend.

YUMMERS hahahaha...

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Jennifer Hudson is STUNNING in NYC

Jennifer Hudson

She is looking AMAZING after having her first child and losing the baby weight fast...

Her body is becoming more sculpted and fit, she is the face of Jenny Craig and she is making the best of it all.

All comments are welcome...

Hilary Duff is quietly SEXY

In her own way she is a DIME...

At time she can look like a bag of NICKELS in the face hahaha...

But the fact that she's getting hitched and is in love the happiness is OOZING out of her.

All comments are welcome...

Renne Zellweger and Bradley Cooper get COZY

Renne & Brad

LOVELY DOVEY in NYC...

She is all up on him now that the relationship has been exposed & it can't be hidden any further.
Bradley has a new movie coming up, the A-Team is set to release & he will be doing Hangover 2. He will have his hands full of all the good things in life.

All comments are welcome...

Rami Fakhi is Miss USA and a pole dancer

Rami Fakhi

She is in denial of her SEXY pole dancing skills from a contest she entered a while back before being crowned.
The new Miss USA is a sexy lady & she is all about having a good time at the end of the day.

All comments are welcome...

Channing Tatum is in a PISSY mood in NYC

Channing Tatum

What's the deal with this dude?

I asked him to show his dance skills from Step Up 2 from back in the days and see if he really could pull it off.

He could have just giving me some dance moves, instead he gave me a DOUCHEBAG attitude.

WTF?!?!

Maybe he had CRAMPS that day.

All comments are welcome...

Jessica Simpson is great eye candy

Jessica Simpson

Every move she makes is a BEAUTIFUL thing to see. We chatted and I kept one of my headphones in listening to music as I talked with her & she noticed and called me out on it.

She had a BIG laugh at me over that, she said oh LAWD you're not even listening to me... LOL...

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Charlize Theron is a SEXY lunch lady

Charlize Theron

She exits from lunch and is hot footing it to her vehicle, she is not responsive and she doesn't want to be PAPPED...

So while she is being papped she is trying to dip & dodge from the waiting cameras.

HAHAHAHA...!

All comments are welcome...

Rick Ross is the Teflon Don

Rick Ross

He is ready to release the Teflon Don album in the upcoming months.

Yet his artist Gunplay from his group Triple C's made news the other week in Columbia for snorting cocaine on camera WTF?!?!
Dude said he was in Columbia & they have that RAW...!

Look out for good music from Rick in the form of his upcoming mixtape Albert Anastasia. Do some research on the reason behind the name of the mixtape and you'll see him taking being called Fat Albert as a kid and turned it into his motivation.

That's what he says...

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Michelle Weir is SEXY in NYC

Michelle Weir

She is UBER sweet...

She arrives & cracks jokes with me about everything from fashion to family.

I tried to get her to tell me a dirty joke and the best part is that she ran with it hahahaha

Off the golf course to
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